It’s March and to alleviate the stress of trade deadline and the upcoming playoff pushes, we are doing the 2nd Annual Attractive Hockey Player Poll! (That sounds much grander than it really is.)Come, vote, look at the pinboards I and duckgirlie and jonathantoewsed spent way too much time on so you know what the people you’re voting for look like, argue amongst yourselves (but politely!)You don’t have to know anything about hockey to participate. You just have to want to look and vote on who you think is attractive! Please read the directions, though.This is the preliminary round, so we’re narrowing each team down to five players. We’ll leave the poll open for as long as people seem to actually be voting. Next, we’ll narrow each team down to one player (plus two wild cards for math reasons). Check the tag #whatabeaut if you’re interested or whatever.
Do you want to look at pictures of dudes who are sometimes toothless? Do you want to give me graphs to stare at? Maybe you have some time to kill (it takes a while, I will admit). Maybe Fandom March Madness isn’t your thing or maybe you just really freaking love polls. IN ANY EVENT! Come vote, you can look at pictures and decide who is cute, it might be fun.
Seizure First Aid.
Learn it. Share it. Know it. Use it.
100% correct medical information on tumblr for once; also consider calling 911 if you don’t know how often the person has seizures and ESPECIALLY if the seizure has lasted 5 minutes or more (which is why the watch is critical)
This is so important!
Happy Canada Day
Canadians scare me a little more every day.
This isn’t even my final form you pitiful mass of flesh
I WAS NOT EXPECTING THAT AT ALL, WHAT
where the hell do you get a maple leaf costume
I’m bringing this back in honor of Canada tearing it up on hockey against the US today.
Bringing this back because Hockey GOLD. =D
Bringing this over because this is how I emerged from my bed after winning GOLD this morning
I gave myself food poisoning. It’s mild, I guess but it’s still like messing up my stomach and I’m not sure I should call out for work considering I’ve already had two snow days and I can’t afford this shit.
Winnipeg Jets: What was the lockout like for you?
Extremely miserable. I still get mad about it.
Q:Buffalo Sabres, New York Rangers, Detroit Red Wings, + Washington Capitals :)
Buffalo Sabres: Do you have a crush on any players? If so, who and describe why.
Oh. Oh my. I have a crush on Julie Chu, because she’s beautiful and her talent is outstanding. I also have a thing for Marc Staal. His talent is amazing and he is very hot.
New York Rangers: Is there a specific player that made you fall in love with hockey (retired or not)? If yes, explain how he did so.
Yes. Patrick Marleau. His quiet determination, fast style and skills on the ice made me love this game. Teemu Selanne did as well. Watching Sharks hockey with those two was amazing.
Detroit Red Wings: Name three of your favourite Swedish players.
1. Henrik Lundqvist
2. Douglas Murray
3. Johnny Oduya
Washington Capitals: Have you attended any NHL All-Star games?
No but I would love too.
Q:Minnesota Wild (my team!)
All my favorites are Canadian. /worst American ever
Name three of your favourite American players.
1. Beau Bennett
2. Patrick Kane
3. Jonathan Quick
last time i did this my wish really came true. so im going to wish again
nothing to lose. :))Let’s hope
Why not? :)
i got nothing to lose. (:
Last time i did this my wish came true.
Jesus Christ if my wish comes true I will piss
im fucking crying of joy at the /thought/ of my wish coming true…
it came true last time…so why not
hoping and praying…
my wish came true……………..this is creepy
Hope this works
Really wish this works
Send me a NHL Team!
- Anaheim Ducks: Are you good at ice skating?
- Arizona Coyotes: Which arenas have you been to to see a hockey game?
- Boston Bruins: Pick five hockey players you'd want to hang out with for a day (they can all be either from the same team or different teams).
- Buffalo Sabres: Do you have a crush on any players? If so, who and describe why.
- Calgary Flames: Tell us why you hate the player you despise the most.
- Carolina Hurricanes: Top five favourite goalies?
- Chicago Blackhawks: When trades occur, what do you do to try to keep your mind off of it?
- Colorado Avalanche: Who was the first player you've met? Describe what happened at that moment.
- Columbus Blue Jackets: Have you ever been accused of being a puck bunny?
- Dallas Stars: Would you go to great lengths in order to have a "chance encounter" with your favourite player?
- Detroit Red Wings: Name three of your favourite Swedish players.
- Edmonton Oilers: Describe your all-time favourite moment that happened to your team.
- Florida Panthers: Have you ever broken anything or thrown a tantrum because your team lost?
- LA Kings: Who did you pull for in the 2014 Olympics?
- Minnesota Wild: Name three of your favourite American players.
- Montreal Canadiens: Who is your all-time favourite rookie/prospect?
- Nashville Predators: Are you a supporter of women's hockey?
- New Jersey Devils: Name three of your favourite Finnish players.
- New York Islanders: How long have you been a fan of hockey?
- New York Rangers: Is there a specific player that made you fall in love with hockey (retired or not)? If yes, explain how he did so.
- Ottawa Senators: Who would you say is the most handsome player in the entire NHL?
- Philadelphia Flyers: Name three of your favourite Russian players.
- Pittsburgh Penguins: How do you usually make time go by during the off-season?
- San Jose Sharks: Do you watch the World Juniors Championships?
- St. Louis Blues: Who is your favourite hockey legend? Explain why.
- Tampa Bay Lightning: How many jerseys/shirseys do you own?
- Toronto Maple Leafs: Name three of your favourite Canadian players.
- Vancouver Canucks: What do you do if your team is losing by a lot after the first period?
- Washington Capitals: Have you attended any NHL All-Star games?
- Winnipeg Jets: What was the lockout like for you?